"Get ready to raise some eyebrows with our iconic 'Is He Dead Yet' vintage-inspired tee! This retro-chic design is perfect for anyone who's ever found themselves stuck in a never-ending cycle of checking the pulse. With its distressed print and laid-back vibes, this tee is sure to become your new go-to for a casual yet conversation-starting look. So, are you ready to join the ranks of the perpetually concerned? "